Anybody knows that life in a sleepy little mountain town produces a lot of thirsty folks. And when that urge needs a purge, you can find the most interesting people in town hanging out at Sophies. It is pretty common knowledge that interesting people often make for hearty debates that can test the fortitude of one’s’ will, as well as the fragility of numerous body parts.

One recent med-school grad saw an opportunity here and decided his services could best be rendered by setting up shop right next door. As I understand it, business has been so good that  he is looking to add a drive-thru window as soon as he can close out the lease on the daycare in the next building.

Our hero as depicted here is apparently choosing to beat a hearty retreat from the latest battle of wit – or battle in general. As such forgoing his need of any cosmetic tailoring in spite of the fact that any help he could get would only result in a likely improvement.

In the end, it’s all in good fun, as was the origin of this vector based image.