{"id":787,"date":"2011-11-27T16:24:14","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T21:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nashionalgraphics.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2011-11-28T19:04:32","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T00:04:32","slug":"samplepost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nashionalgraphics.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"And then, there was one&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all \u2013 and welcome to the maiden post of the Nashional Graphics Blogosphere. Actually, I\u2019m thinking that as it will be a constantly coalescing and dynamic environment, that \u201cBlogoverse\u201d may be the better term. So we\u2019re going with it. Having said that\u2026Welcome one and all to the NG Blogoverse!!!<\/p>\n<p>The focus of which will include blurbs of graphic geek stuff of assorted scope, depth, and even possible interest. Such as newsworthy finds, handy tutorials, links to spiffy resources \u2013 up to and including the occasional freebie! Also of note will be here and nether links to other, more rockstar worthy artists in hopes of invoking envy, jealousy, and perhaps even inspiration. And of course a generous slathering of graphics and animation stuffs by yours truly, which is really kind of the point .<\/p>\n<p>Be forewarned however &#8211; You will find a frequent use of my own butchering of our beloved English language here, attempting to pose as a valid excuse for a proprietary vernacular. So if your prosial leanings are in the \u201cGrammar Nazi\u201d direction \u2013 prepare to be heavily, heavily offended. Also know that I get some sort of perverse sadistic kick out of torturing the Spell Check feature. \u00a0Beyond that, I\u2019ll try to keep most things truly offensive to as bare a minimum as possible, because with almost concrete certainty \u2013 my two daughters will be warping thru the Blogoverse with regular frequency. \u00a0And as it has been in the past, so will many of their neighbor friends. (They like to tell me I\u2019m \u201cbig in the hood\u201d.) While ranking cred with the middle-school set isn\u2019t necessarily the target demographic, fans are always good \u2013 and welcome. And as I would prefer to not be the guest of honor at any upcoming local lynchings, I\u2019ll be doing my best to keep the extreme raunch in check \u2013 at least to a degree, which is not to say that you have entered any bastion of overt socio-political correctness.\u00a0 There will be potty humor o\u2019 plenny! Oh yes, ohhh plenny. So grab yourself a big ol\u2019 handful of virtual Charmin, and dive on in to the viscous goo that is my world.<\/p>\n<p>If by chance you have drilled down this far into my sorted little corner of the internet, you either have way too much time on your hands, or you\u2019re my Mom. Either way, it is again nice to have fans.\u00a0 To summarize, I hope you enjoy the show &#8211; and thanks for taking the time to have a look around. Please feel free to leave a comment here or there that is reasonably considerate of others \u2013 or I\u2019ll have to torch it, in which case \u2013 You\u2019ll be wasting more time than you are right now.\u00a0 Cowabunga, and good surfing -Dave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all \u2013 and welcome to the maiden post of the Nashional Graphics Blogosphere. Actually, I\u2019m thinking that as it will be a constantly coalescing and dynamic environment, that \u201cBlogoverse\u201d may be the better term. So we\u2019re going with it. Having said that\u2026Welcome one and all to the NG Blogoverse!!! 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