Howdee Neigbors – Are you feeling fatigued, beleagered, bewildered, or just plain Dragon Derriere-d? Could be you need a dose of the Blast that Lasts! We won’t preach to you about what cleanliness is next to, but we will tell you it’s better than the alternative.<\/p>\n
Hey, bootstraps are over-rated. If you wanna really get picked up – I mean, any time this century, then hop on down to your favorite corporate pharmaceutical retailer and grab you some of that bio-derivtative panacea that’s taking the world by storm.<\/p>\n
(Use only as directed.)<\/p>\n
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