Gimp Lizzurd

Posted by on Mar 5, 2012 in 3D Animation Gallery, Root Archive | 0 comments

Gimp Lizzurd

Nope, it’s not my heavy-metal garage band from high school. But had it come to mind sooner, history might well have been altered. It is a fortunate certainty however that our still quasi-lame efforts would have left us equally anonymous.  And the world as a whole would have felt little, if any – change. In this instance however, we’re going to hook this moniker up with the vid clip as displayed below, in hopes you’ll get a bit of joy from the torturous exploits of one tiny reptile. His unstoppable daredevilry meeting with the immoveable object of his destiny. Only to...

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The Stuff of Dreams

Posted by on Feb 16, 2012 in 3D Animation Gallery, Root Archive | 0 comments

The Stuff of Dreams

Howdee Neigbors – Are you feeling fatigued, beleagered, bewildered, or just plain Dragon Derriere-d? Could be you need a dose of the Blast that Lasts! We won’t preach to you about what cleanliness is next to, but we will tell you it’s better than the alternative. Hey, bootstraps are over-rated. If you wanna really get picked up – I mean, any time this century, then hop on down to your favorite corporate pharmaceutical retailer and grab you some of that bio-derivtative panacea that’s taking the world by storm. (Use only as directed.)     Please enable...

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The Luv Machine

Posted by on Jan 26, 2012 in 3D Animation Gallery, Root Archive | 1 comment

The Luv Machine

  He’s perky, he’s bouncy, and he’s lookin’ for luvs… Yes indeed, he’s everybody’s favorite bringer of good cheer,  Mr. Happy!!! Enjoy a few moments with the euphoria’s Dancin’ Fool as he shakes, bumps, and  grinds his way into your heart. And feel fortunate – very fortunate, that in the brief span that is the flashy lifespan of this vid – he only has time to stop there. Luck comes in many forms.   Please enable...

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I Hope You Like Jammies, Too

Posted by on Jan 13, 2012 in 3D Animation Gallery, Root Archive | 0 comments

I Hope You Like Jammies, Too

Step right up folks, and grab yourselves some of the hottest, warmest fluffwear on the planet! And while you’re warmin’ your buns, you can cool their eyes with an awesome selection of colors and prints – that most peacocks would kill for. They’re cute enough to make your puppy jealous, and they beat the pants off of those backless robe jobs that fit like a straight-jacket. Don’t get fleeced by the imitators. Look for genuine Jammies at your favorite pricey mall dive. Or wait ’till next year when you can get them in the “As Seen On TV” section...

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