Polar Shift

Posted by on Mar 24, 2015 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 0 comments

Polar Shift

Okay, I know that my local contemporaries will be quick to hate on my having shifted the Earth’s axis to accommodate the preferred light source in my backdrop.  I could have just claimed it as the glowing din of some frat house rave. But hey, what’s a few degrees among friends? I’m writing it off to just a wee bit of artistic license. Said license similarly including but not limited to – a sudden drop in weight and all around physical buffing of the musicianal subjects, especially yours truly, my indiscriminate use of ancillary light sources, and we’ll lob on a...

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Jam Critters

Posted by on Feb 25, 2015 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 0 comments

Jam Critters

Above is a group of fun loving creatures that live to entertain and amuse. Off the Grid is a Austin based Polka and Variety band that regularly sweeps Central Texas crowds off their feet. Usually a good thing, but if you catch one of their many shows on the San Antonio Riverwalk, you may want to pack swimgear. I actually hope you have a better experience. The Riverwalk is not generally a swim-friendly locale. Below is the band a’la reale’. A great bunch of guys that know how to produce a good time. And I can promise that if you catch one of their shows wherever you can, their...

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Flight of the Wasp

Posted by on May 28, 2013 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 1 comment

Flight of the Wasp

She’s sexy sleek and 100% pure Italiana.  And unlike her warm-blooded counterpart, this little water-cooled hunny tops out at 80 mph & gets 65 miles to the gallon! Which is not to say that the warm-blooded version isn’t speedy in her own right. Certainly the tiny wasp…tattooed on the back of her neck would indicate otherwise. (BTW – She had hers first!) But you would be charged with making that determination on an individual basis, as I’m certain that – results would vary. Take that, Charlie Sheen. Where handling and dependability are concerned, the...

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A New Rugged Cross

Posted by on Feb 12, 2013 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 0 comments

A New Rugged Cross

Every now and then, even the world’s stalwarts of tradition like houses of worship can use a bit of spiffy-fying on the brand side. So they came to me for some spiff ‘n polish. After a bit of research on the history and intricacies of Celtic Crosses, I was able to conjure up the imagery you see before you. The color-y insert you see there in the Header Text is acutally a rendering of the large window at the back of the sanctuary. I take credit only for the rendering. The original window design was created by Joan Salvant, one of the church’s founding members. The window has...

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Get Happy With the Cappy

Posted by on Jan 9, 2012 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 0 comments

Get Happy With the Cappy

Got a hankerin’ for some ocean critters with a Latin flare? Then motor yourself on down to Cappybarra’s South American Seafood Grill for some of the finest fishy fare you can wrap your face around. Engulf and devour both free swimmers and bottom feeders with equal voracity, only diverted by the occasional dip-wash of the legendary yet mystical Cappy’s Snappy Sauce. Wash it all down with a wide variety of fruity beverages, or pair it with a regionally superior wine choice. Take it up a notch if you like with a trip to our fully-stocked bar. Our variety of specialty drinks is...

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I Bought on TBay

Posted by on Dec 2, 2011 in Featured, Root Archive, Vector Gallery | 0 comments

I Bought on TBay

Presenting Tarragon Bay – one of the nation’s premier retirement communities. Bask in the mild climate, while cool ocean breezes caress your every nuance. Take in a round of golf with your buddies, while the spouses nosh merrily on hors d’oeuvres, and briskly dodge tiny white projectiles whizzing by their temples at near light-speed from the comfort of your private sun deck. Enjoy a day-trip on one of the many charter vessels awaiting your beckon call in the Member’s Marina, or strike out into the bounty main on board your own personal executive watercraft. Fishing...

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